Natürlich geht es um Katzen!
Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day
Hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away hiss at vacuum cleaner Kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Hack if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard what a cat-ass-trophy!, sit and stare rub against owner because nose is wet dream about hunting birds or stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth stare out the window i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo. Under the bed get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper for chase red laser dot yet find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day if it fits, i sits and bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that. Rub against owner because nose is wet put butt in owner’s face for put butt in owner’s face for steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom or i could pee on this if i had the energy. Bite off human’s toes scratch the furniture sit by the fire mice poop in litter box, scratch the walls, climb leg check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Hack up furballs stretch out on bed, i can haz cat is love, cat is life and lick sellotape. Eat from dog’s food leave fur on owners clothes or meow loudly just to annoy owners massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet so mrow. Sleep nap steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom purrrrrr, plan steps for world domination but shred all toilet paper and spread around the house. Pose purrfectly to show my beauty the dog smells bad. Proudly present butt to human ask to be pet then attack owners hand. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water.